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quotes.push(""Rob. Top 5 musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the 80s and 90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins....is it better to burn out, or fade away?" - Barry (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""Uh Rob, thank you for the enthusiastic intro but we are no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but this evening we will be known as Barry Jive and the Uptown Five." - Barry (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-f**kin'-Death Monkey." - Barry (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - Rob (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up, every day. That was four years ago." - Rob (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""The unhappiest people I know, romantically speaking, are the ones who like pop music the most; and I don't know whether pop music has caused this unhappiness, but I do know that they've been listening to the sad songs longer than they've been living the unhappy lives." - Rob (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. First of all, you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel. This is a delicate thing." - Rob (High Fidelity)");
quotes.push(""Factory Records are not actually a company. We are an experiment in human nature. You're labouring under the misapprehension that we actually have a deal with, er, with our, our bands. That we have any kind of a contract, er, at all, and I'm afraid we, er, we don't because that's, er, that's the sum total of the paperwork to do with Factory Records, deal with, er, their various bands. " - Tony Wilson (24 Hour Party People)");
quotes.push(""It's a pity you didn't sign The Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger. " - God (24 Hour Party People)");
quotes.push(""The artist is going to create a sound for his concise purpose, using a modular synthesizing apparatus....from Radio Shack." - Anton Newcombe (Dig!)");
quotes.push(""You f**king broke my sitar, motherf**ker!" - Anton Newcombe (Dig!)");
quotes.push("From (Dig!)
Eric Hedford: They're stalking us now. I will not have them anywhere near me again.
Peter Holmstrom: I'll still buy their albums though.");
quotes.push(""That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless." - Randy (Valley Girl)");
quotes.push(""This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'" - Marty DiBergi (This Is Spinal Tap)");
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